I'm no hipster.

setharooni:

my senior quote was better than yours
fuckshitpissdick:

:(

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via ruinedchildhood)

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

(via homo-fucks)

dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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(via 221b-bitch-please-street)

thespritzeeindestructible:

my favorite hobby is pausing tyra banks videos

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(Source: domesuperstartucker, via homo-fucks)

evilfartgallery:

fartgallery:

i hope you’re all having a great day

I don’t

(via hi)

richgaaaang:

fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

(via pizza)

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